so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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