Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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