Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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