Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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