office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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