I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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