I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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