if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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