Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You have to summon your inner elephant
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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