As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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