There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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