I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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