therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
this is an emotional support booty call
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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