doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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