Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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