so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
operation have a gay friend backfired
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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