i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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