I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Shame is for Republicans.
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