i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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