10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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