I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He passed out mid-signature
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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