So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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