Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Will exercising make me less horny?
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