Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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