This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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