As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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