we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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