Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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