no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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