Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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