I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
