the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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