Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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