he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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