Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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