even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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