i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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