He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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