He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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