Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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