I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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