I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I forgot wine drunk hurts
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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