Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
