ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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