love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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