idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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