Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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