Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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