his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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