Im at strip club and am horny
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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