How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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